Fat Beach Patrol 2 Whale watcher alert! A swarm of pink bellied land whales has hit the beach in california and patrols the shores and buffets in bright red lifeguard uniforms. Sometimes mistaken for beach balls this quartet of girth is set to fatten up every newly recruited lifeguards. It takes blubber to survive the cold and merciless ocean. Ever seen a skinny seal? Watch Ricky Martin fucking.